I wasn’t planning on posting here today, but since the Tozers are late yet again (what else is new?), I decided to head on down to the computer and engage in my two favourite pastimes: writing and listening to music. I just burned the newest Underoath CD since I’ve been planning to do that for a while now. I wanted to wait to see if I’d get it for Christmas, but I didn’t so I burned it. Jordan got it and last night at my aunt and uncle’s place, the anti-action was heating up, so we went out to the van and listened to the CD a couple times.
Last night was really boring. Everyone just sat their talking and I was starving – my stomach kept growling. Finally we all went for the food, and and it got boring again. Jordan and I went out to the van after the food. The van’s pretty sweet; it’s the van that the Tozers borrowed from one of their friends or co-workers or something for their trip up to Ottawa. They were supposed to pick me up at 10:00 today. It’s now 11:30… I called their house about 11:00 and Bethany said Aunt Lynn and Uncle Dave decided not to sleep at all last night, so then they decided that sleeping in was better than leaving early. So they should be picking me up about 11:45 – so I’ll go upstairs at 12:00 to be ready for them, I suppose.
Anyways, I still can’t wait to go on this trip; it gets me away from my family for three days and I get to hang out in Ottawa with the Tozers. I think we’re going to have to visit some family up there and probably go shopping, but that shouldn’t be too bad since Jordan and I can just go off alone and do whatever we want. I mean, as long as Bethany doesn’t tag along or anything it should be fine. Otherwise she’ll want to go in stupid stores – stores that don’t sell anything good, like music. The stores Bethany likes to go into are to be avoided at all costs, even at risk of life and limb. Men have gone into these stores and never returned, or else returned as a female. Even worse, the stores infiltrate our culture and create “metrosexuals” – please keep your gasping in shock to a minimum.
Yes, this is the kind of torture Jordan and I must resist. It may be hard, but we will run if we have to. Thank goodness for “immunity stores” like Radio Shack and Future Shop, stores that most women can’t stand. Females that enjoy going into these stores won’t drag men into girly stores, and the females that like the girly stores won’t ever consider entering the immunity stores. It’s men’s last hope against the feminist movement.
I’m not sure where that came from. But anyways, this should be interesting at the very least. It’ll be better than spending three days at home here. Anyways, I should be off now so I can go wait upstairs for even longer for the Tozers to come. Should be fun!