Bam! Best Blog on the Web Appears Today

Disclaimer: This post is from the archives, and may not represent the current views of the author. It also may not be at all interesting to read. Continue at your own peril!

Hey everyone. This is Jeff, owner of this nifty, fandazzle new blog that will be the future home of all my innermost thoughts. Or outermost, whichever I feel like at the time I guess. Right now there’s not much here, because, well, I just made it. Gimme a break, sheesh! But yeah, Hopefully it won’t look like this for long, because having some web design skills under my belt means I will fix this place up so you won’t even be able to breathe, you’ll be so shocked! Something like that anyways….But yeah. Enough for now. I don’t really expect anyone to even find this for a while, cause I mean, on one hand it’s kinda cool to show all my friends and stuff, but on the other hand, it’s like seeing into my personal life. And thats bad. No peeking into my private life! But I guess since I’m putting it on the Web, it’d be kind of stupid for me to do that and then blame you for reading it. So therefore, I will just not put anything in here that could be potentially embarrassing and/or incriminating. Voila! Okay, now I’m really done. Really. This is it. I’m done. Over and out. Finissimo. End. Now. Goodbye.

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